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This post originally appeared on Wait But Why. It read:. I left my amazing job at NBC to move back to Chicago. I started dating my angel, Jaime Holland. I wrote an album with Matthew Johannson. I got to hang with Owen Wilson, and vor with Will Ferrell on an amazing project.

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The author wants to make people jealous of him or his life. The author is feeling lonely and wants Facebook to make it better. This is the least heinous of the five—but seeing a lonely person acting lonely on Facebook makes me and everyone else sad. Facebook is infested with these five motivations—other than a few really saintly people, most people Any women down for some fun know, myself certainly included, are guilty of at least some of this nonsense here and there.

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